So what is this thing?

"This thing", as you so rudely call it, is "Colamarino Has Titties". It purports to be a source of useless and possibly harmful Blue Jays information and analysis, from AA bosoms to the bullpen candy sack to the Venezuelan Summer League. And we will discuss the Rao-Wu Bootstrap Variance Estimator. Oh yes, we will, and we will discuss its properties long into the night.